Win a Life Hands You Lemons Print

Now that we have one in our mitts, the Lemons print (which has been featured fully here) looks truly fantastic! They were designed by Gill McColl and are flying off the shelves if you are lucky enough to get one! Deeply Impressed’s first competition, is for the prize of an unframed When Life Hands You Lemons letterpress print, as beautifully printed by Blush Publishing.

To be in with a chance of winning this great print, you will need to come up with your own take on a modern proverb! We have it on good authority that the ones that are Christmas themed, and humorous may well be the ones that are looked on more favorably! As a very cool second prize, the winner will also have their selected proverb turned into a print by Gill. And if that wasn’t enough, you will also get a copy of that print as well! Triple prize!

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How to enter:

Quite simply, come up with your own take on a modern proverb; Christmas, humorous or otherwise and post it to the page with the comment box below. Gill McColl herself will be choosing the winner, so do your best to knock her socks off! You can enter as many times as you like, but only one entry per comment please! Good luck!

Closing date:

This competition will run until Tuesday 25th October 2011, with the lucky winner being announced on Wednesday 26th October 2011.

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37 Responses to “Win a Life Hands You Lemons Print”

  1. James says:

    Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to watch Fox News and he’ll starve to death while he bitterly argues that handing out fish is Socialism.

  2. James says:

    When life hands you lemons, create a complicated fiscal device which allows you to grossly overvalue the lemons. Then when your grossly inflated lemons cause a global financial crash, go to the government and demand enough lemons to buy a large house and a yacht.

  3. You can lead a donkey to water…but it’s still a donkey

  4. For Christmas comes but once a year… unless you’re in retail when it’s October till December!

  5. A barking dog never bites.. which is why we get the gin down Aunt Doris at Christmas!

  6. KT says:

    Deck the halls with Buddy Holly

  7. A donkey is just a horse with bad PR

  8. The best things come in small packages… except when it comes to Christmas presents!

  9. James says:

    We are all of us lying in the gutter, but then that’s what bailing out Goldman Sachs will do to an economy.

  10. KT says:

    Ding Dong merrily on high, the Avon Lady is ringing

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  12. James says:

    If you think the Christmas Fairy has it easy because all she has to do is sit there and smile, remember where she’s sitting.

  13. Ben says:

    “Not all who wander need sat-nav.”

  14. There are plenty more fish in the sea;

    except…Anglerfish, Atlantic Salmon, Cod, Common Sole, Eel, European Plaice, Halibut, Haddock, Hake, Hoki, Marlin, Orange Roughy, Patagonian Toothfish, Rockfish, shark, Skate, Ray, Swordfish, Tropical Shrimp, Tuna…

  15. I asked God for a shiny new bike for Christmas. I then realised that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

  16. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine….be necessary in the first place

  17. Sarah Bibby says:

    Tis the season for giving… the bath salts and socks you were given and didn’t want last Christmas

  18. KT says:

    Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

  19. Sven says:

    The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.

  20. Susan says:

    All that twitters ain’t gold

  21. george wood says:

    8 lords a sleeping (political)
    and alan partridge in a pear tre acle tart

  22. Sue Ivory says:

    Jesus is the Reason for the Season

  23. Sue Ivory says:

    Let’s approach Christmas with an expectant hush,
    rather than a last-minute rush.

  24. Jim Clarkson says:

    Make this bitter days better days

  25. Jim Clarkson says:

    {edit} Make these bitter days better days

  26. Roger says:

    Success isn’t measured in currency.

  27. simon says:

    10 years ago we had Bob hope, jonnhy cash and steve jobs. now we have no hope, no cash and no jobs.

  28. Tis the season to regift!

  29. Tommy says:

    Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder…

  30. Tommy says:

    If it ain’t broke, just wait until the kids get home.

  31. Tommy says:

    People who live in glass houses shouldn’t be naturists.

  32. Tommy says:

    If at first you don’t succeed, have a sit down.

  33. Sarah Bibby says:

    T’was the night before Christmas… and a large proportion of the male population were still doing their shopping

  34. Sarah Bibby says:

    Nostalgia isn’t what is used to be

  35. Sarah Bibby says:

    *edit* Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be

    Oops!

  36. Deeply Impressed says:

    Hi all! Thanks for the great entries, the competition is now closed, and the winner will be announced tomorrow! Good luck!